I have this feeling. It occurs in both my groin and my stomach. I get it every year near this weekend. It is the same feeling that I got when my school bus entered the trailer park on the way to school as a kid. You see, my mother had told me never to go to that ‘park’. This was reason enough for me to really want to go there.
The bus was my brave steed, it entered the forbidden forest daily. One afternoon Tammi (spelled with a heart over the i) shared her privates with me 3 stops before her trailer. This experience did not disgust me like you might think. I was all, “OMG… That is why my brother calls it beef curtains!” I was so excited that I ran home and fidgeted until my dad came home for me to tell him all about it. (Later in life he would remind me that I described it to be like science class.) The next and all subsequent days mother drove me to school.
After which, passing any trailer park, creates a unique reaction in me. I feel compelled to stare as if it is a train wreck, and I might see something that I have never seen before. Often I day dreamed about the adventures possible in such a dark tempting land.
This is the feeling that always accompanies the Gay VN Awards. This irresistible ceremony is to gay porn what the Oscar’s are to film; except that the academy is a bit more of a reformatory. It is being held at the Castro Theatre @7pm on March 28th. Hosted this year by a beauty and a beast – It promises to be a real treat. Congrats to all the nominees and winners.
I have a couple of thoughts for the powers that be. (1) When Janice says something horrible, smile – you are getting what you paid for. We all love that she is a total bitch. (2) Kyle King of Hot House should be your hottest new comer. He is very visible in the community, gives much time to non-profit fund raising, and is the home town heart throb. Don’t disappoint us. (3) Raging Stallion should win everything for “To the Last Man”. The scene with the Jack Daniel’s bottle is inspired artistic genius! (4) Logan McCree is all kinds of hot. Do you have a category called “Porn God”?
Many of my buddies work in the industry. Much love and admiration goes out to you guys for making the love making look so painful. That is real talent. I kid. I kid. Enjoy your weekend.
On a different note, The Mr. San Francisco Leather Contest weekend is quickly approaching, April 3rd and 4th @ Hotel Whitcomb. So far there are Four hot men signed up for this tournament of modern day gladiators. (Mr. Powerhouse- Brandon Clark, Mr. Deviant – Michael Schuman, Mr. Hayes Valley – Bryan Duke, First Runner Up Mr. Powerhouse – Lance Holman)
Friday the 3rd will bring a bar crawl beginning @10pm (start point TBA), followed by contestant numbers presentation @ Powerhouse around 11:30. Saturday the cantest is at The Whitcomb Hotel with the doors opening at 7:30pm. The hilarious duo, Lenny Broberg and the Divine Goddess Donna Sachet will be exchanging barbs into the evening; followed by a victory lap around SOMA. Sunday offers a Victory Bash @ Powerhouse from 6pm – 10pm. We can all thank that ginger stud, Chris Raisbeck for his huge effort to continue the legacy here at home. The new Mr. SF Leather will be at the helm of our kinky little paradise and will show the world in Chicago @ IML what we are all about. Don’t miss your chance to vote for your pick at the contest.
